这是说出了多少水果店老板的心声!

大叔,你改行了?

没错,我们当下的社会就是如此和谐!

老板底气足,这家的菜应该不会差!

老板,不用特意注明,我会点赞的!

既然正巧路过,那就进去瞧瞧吧,说不定有意外的收获!

老板,你这里鱼来鱼往的,可以抓几条拿走吗?

老板,你要把俺哥仨炖了吗?

我们这里不瞎吃,这里有硬菜!

老板,啤酒先来一打,我漱漱口再开串!

这里果然是暗藏花香!

一个哪够?给我多来俩!

老板,我加盟的话,应该是第几站?

看门前这阵势,在路上,确认无疑了!只能等几天再来了!

怎么才叫了一个,哪够呀,学刚刚那家吗?

在这里,我遇见了那个让我酸爽的人!

老板,你可别给我们吹牛皮!信不信我不去你那里吃了?

就算不开心,到了你这里十有八九也会变得很开心啦!

老板,你也太懒了吧,连个店名都不给起!真是个懒人!

老板,你的衣服吸引力超强啊?

我看到了,不用特意在这上面留言说明的!

吃得太急,我嘴上只流油,没有留香怎么办?退钱吗,老板?

老板,出来一下,你如果不是光头的,我就投诉你欺诈消费者!

我看八九不离十,就是这个地方,错不了!

老板,留点好茶,我马上过去!

你能告诉我到底有多可爱吗?

老板,你很有眼光,只有你看我看得准!

胡吃海塞是你家兄弟开的吗?

能量满满的,一定要去吃

老板,饵料都备齐了吗,等我通知,随时准备收钩!

老板,加个鸭子有优惠吗?

怎么说呢?我这一次是吃不完的!

哦,原来在这里,我终于找到你了!

这里的饭很稳定,都来啊!

我才知道你这是什么宾馆了!

老板,你不给我说一下名字吗,我怎么知道你那是什么宾馆?
有老坛酸菜牛肉面那个酸爽味吗?

你能逗我乐,我就让你家承包我一年的早餐!

平身吧,该安排的都安排妥当了吗?

好衣好布,我还真是不舍!

高端大气国际范的好物,给我留几样!

这家店可提前预测是否来客!

我就吃你个面面俱到,先给我来一根常常咸淡!

烤出来的香气那么诱人,你想馋死我吗?

不错!不错!这家酒店懂我!

既然那么多,多出来的给我打包,速度点,我一会儿就去!

这个,必须滴!

老板,承揽这么多,忙吗?

6毛?老板,是你疯了还是老板娘疯了?

来来来,个介绍一下有什么不一样的?

和平年代就得改行,适应社会发展!

我牙口不好,店里配套餐具是否齐全?

我不敢进去,我怕被打!

这家店,有量!

自此之后,我认识了你!

这不比那个“供应早中晚餐”差吧?

和上面的是一家的?

我会来的,等着我啊!

老板……!那我就不打扰了,我去别家转转去!

树林小了,容易缺鸟!

这里可以找到曾经的记忆吗?

这不正是我想要的模式吗?

我想要这个店,给我吧!
